Halloween... Boo Humbug!
Well, it is Halloween again. I don't like Halloween. It is born out of pagan demon worship rituals. Basically kids learn nothing more than being greedy. If you don't give me what I want, even though there is no reason for you to give me anything, I will egg your house. Good lesson for children as they drift into some kind of sugar coma.
"Happy Halloween," said the announcer on my alarm clock radio. As I rolled over to snuggle my pillow for one or two more minutes, I thought about how much I dislike Halloween. It's going to be a day of freaks; freaks on the bus, freaks on the train, freaks on the street, and freaks at work. Man, I wish I could eliminate Halloween in favor of an extra Thanksgiving.
As I got on my bus and looked around, none of the ten people were wearing costumes. I sat in my seat and relaxed as usual. The train, no costumes; the street, no costumes; at work, NO COSTUMES, it was great! I just went through a normal day except for one of the sales guys who offered me a candy bar. Then on my way home after work there was just one woman dressed up like Catwoman and she was smokin' hot! No problem!
Overall, I had a great Halloween. It was just another day and for once that was just what I wanted, no surprises, no frights, just a regular day. Thanks Chicago!
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